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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Vitamin piss yellow

Yes folks, that is the color of my kitchen. It looks like someone ate about 25 vitamins and just pissed all over my walls. I'm not kidding. It's bad. The "plan" was to paint a bright yellow on the walls and then rag/drag/bag whichever method I decided on, olive green and a mustard yellow over it so you really don't even see the piss yellow color. YA right. I work with a guy that has THE coolest kitchen (next to yours Bronx!) in the same color scheme. It really is cool. Anyway, he and his wife told me the colors they used and how to do it. Well I got the yellow on the walls and let that dry. The next day I started "bagging" the olive green over it. OMG! Can you say shit!? Good thing I mixed it with glaze and was able to just wash it right off the wall. It was hideous! Seriously. Someone could have puked all over the wall and it may have looked better. (Ok, probably not but it was the first thing that came to mind.) Luckily I have wood on the bottom (freaking painted of course) of the wall so it's not the entire wall that's yellow. Just the top portion. I told my mom (the die hard Packer fan) that I could just paint the bottom half green, take out the pendant lamp and put in a nice Packer beer lamp! Now that sounds fun doesn't it?! (Excuse me while I barf!) Ok, so anyway, back to the drawing board for me. Now I'm thinking about either painting the walls like a sage green on the top, no clue for the bottom as they're a latte-type color now. Or maybe ripping out the wood shit that's on there now and tongue and grooving the bottom half. (God I am so biting my tongue on that right now-- I have the best perverted comment!!!!)

No news on mom yet. Apparently the Dr called the other day but she's not calling them back till next week. She's just tired of it all...

S is still gone with her dad so back to WI I go this weekend to pick her up.

I slipped and referred to the BT as my boyfriend Sat night. Well, not really but sort of. Someone asked me where my boyfriend was and I pointed him out. And then really quickly corrected myself and said that we weren't labled. Dork. You know, I thought about it and I think that I'm just worried about the honeymoon being over once we're labled. I can already see it happening. Oh well, one day at a time. I had great sex last night though!!! I know you all wanted to know that! :)

Ta ta bitches!


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