Just Another Bend In Journey of Life
Friday, January 13, 2006
WTF?! Applications accepted...I have tried posting my pic under my profile and just cannot figure out how to do it. Anyone out there that can walk me through it? You'd think by working in the computer world I could figure the fucking thing out!
So anyway... Considering that I do work on the net on a daily basis I get some of the best, raunchiest emails you've ever seen. I, of course, pass them on to all of my friends that I feel can handle them. This week's email forwards have been especially good!!! I grossed out many and feel that I've out done myself. :)
My friend, Nurse Pam, emailed a bunch of us the name of some cologne that she SWEARS will get any man laid and any woman melt. Ya right!!! I'm finding this hard to believe because let's face it, I'm picky and shallow in a way and there are some men that I just cannot bring myself to touch. So I told her to buy some for her hot guy friends and send them on my way. She wanted to know if I was serious so she decides that she's going to send them all an email w/ my email address. Well why not make them fill out a freakin application!? I mean, if you're going to send them an email about a single friend, field out the freaks please!!! I mean, I do have limits like I said. So jokingly I send her an email back telling them that they have to fill out an application before any emails will be answered. It must include but is not limited to-- height, weight, hair color, eye color, penis size--both length and girth, both are important. I mean, I don't want a crayon dick or a freaking pencil dick, shoe size just so we know they're not lying (ok not really but it sounds good), location, etc... Who the hell knows what else she's going to come up with or who she's going to send it to? Hahaha!!! I'm always looking for trouble but I have SO much fun doing it!!! I'll have to post the outcome of that. And for those of you who actually do visit me, since I can't post a pic under my profile, here I am---
